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Emo Punk Therapy

by The Darts

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mon1ka I am genuinely convinced this is Leyland Kirby on an alt account.

10/10, another masterpiece. Favorite track: Crippled.
Michael
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Michael These spacey sounds make my mind race. The Irish Fire sent me back in time through a portal to dance with a leprechaun's daughter. Soopy was way ahead of its time. There's some fairly memorable tunes up here. Did you really sing into a $2 pair of headphones because you were too broke to purchase a microphone? Still, somehow, this album has some of your coolest sound effects and catchy lyrics. The freshest most magic enthusiasm is often on the debut. See if maybe you can rediscover the magic. Favorite track: Orchestra Riot.
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Crippled (free) 09:23
Lyrics: Rat Ratatat! Rat Ratatat! Rat Ratatat. Grab a nice frothy cup of Irish Cafe coffee. Shake it twice and conceal your left eye. Crippling my grasps. Break it laddie and you buy another cup. The fireplace is on fire. Chestnuts roasting over an open fire. Whatcha doing Charlie? Charlie Boy? This is the house that's built on sin. Hey Charlie, come on in. Whatcha doing Charlie? Charlie Boy? And he said he couldn't deal with your jealousy anymore. You're a butterfly drinking suede shoes. Whatcha doing Charlie? Charlie Boy? Reuse Reuse Reuse. Reuse Reuse Reuse. Riding in the war machine! Riding in the war machine! Put a little love in your heart. Put a little love in your heart. And the world will be a better place. And the world will be a better place. For You and Me. Awoooo!!! [unintelligible] Though I think of which Charlie was a slut. Riding in the war machine! Riding in the war machine! Yeah, you need a little history lesson, So I'm gonna go tell you again. Don't you remember the Zapatistas? Yeah. Hey. The Zapatistas. Living in Mexico or something like that. Yeah, they be fighting the government. And then they gotta need a cellphone. Yeah. You gotta have a cellphone. Calling your friend if your friend goes missing. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-woo-oo-oo-oo-uh. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-woo-uh-uh-uh-uh. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh. Their government hates them. Oh. Riding in the war machine! Riding in the war machine! I don't believe I have some moolah, But that's okay 'cuz I'm crossing borders. Chipotle! Chipotle! Chipotle! Who answers when I cry? I feel alone. I feel abused. I feel there's nothing I can do. I feel... Abused and beaten and tossed to the wall. Why can this happen to me? Yeah! I came, wuh-uh-uh, and I fell And I stood up and I stand back up again. Yeah! Desperation is an inspiration to us all. Des-Des-Desperation. Zoloft. Oh No. Yeah. Wake Me Up. Oh Yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. Oh Whoa. Oh. Oh. Yeah. So today's the day where it all comes true. Dddd- Disappear. Dddd-Disappear. Dddd- Disappear. Dddd-Disappear. How I love the smell of the clouds. Why don't you just jump off a bridge and die? Why don't you just jump off a bridge and die? Why don't you just jump off a bridge and die? Can't you see I need it? Don't you see I need my Emo Punk Therapy? Now you see that I could be another would-be, Another death trendsetter. Throw you. Throw You Away. Throw You. Throw You Away. Baraka chips. Baraka chips. Baraka Chips. Da Baka Baraka chips. Baraka chips. Baraka chips. Baraka Chips. Da Baka Baraka chips. [Reversed Vocals/gibberish]... ... [haey niaga pu kcab dnats i dna pu doots i dna llef i dna huhuhuw emac i haey em ot neppah siht nac yhw llaw eht ot dessot dna netaeb dna desuba leef i od nac i gnihton sereht leef i desuba leef i enola leef i yrc i nehw srewsan ohw] Man yo nigga. He said we gonna die yo nigga. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yo yo yo, yeah, oo oo oo yeah. That wasn't as good as the original, man. [Loud Roar] Wrah Ah Wrah Ah Wrah Ah Back in the olden days when a potato was awfully cheap. You know they always wanted their potatoes. There was nothing nothing you could do to take it away from them. And then the price rose because of the supply and demand. Perhaps the whole world would be better if there was a greater supply of potatoes. Heck, you can eat everything with a potato. You can even put a potato on a taco. I mean the Mexicans would love that. You can put potatoes in your spaghetti. Oh, the Italians would love that. You could eat potatoes on your sausage. Oh, the Germans would love that. Oh, Yarr! Yarr! Yes! That is the way it is. Get a potato. It is a joy to eat them. These potatoes are lucky charms. The Potato Famine. The Potato Famine! Sailing across the sea. I cannot regulate this catastrophe. Sailing across the sea. I cannot regulate this! Sailing across the sea. I cannot regulate this! Remember this, Laddie. The sun never sets on a famine. The potato famine. The potato famine! Oh Yeah! You recollect! Something about the fall of a nation is making me fear my career. Something about the fall of a nation is making me disappear. Da ratatata! Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta! Dah ratatata! Da Rata Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta! And he said he couldn't deal with your jealousy any more. You're a butterfly drinking suede shoes. Da ratatata! Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta! Dah ratatata! Da Rata Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta! And there's a new strain of viruses. Oh-oh-whoa-uh-oh-oh-oh-ohh. One journeyed from far, and the other jun... Oh. One journeyed from far. The other journeyed from near. Crossing paths, they missed our crossing point. This is a great ex-spectacle.
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Dancing (free) 02:56
Well, I'll pickle my shoe. Hey Hey Hey. I can hear you screaming my name. Red Lightning! Red Lightning! Red Lightning! You dancing in the flames. Flame on. Flame on. Burn. Burn. Flame on. Flame on. Yearn. Yearn. This is a fox trot. You my way. And you jump a plot. Twist that knot in your stomach. Well, I'll pickle my shoe. Hey Hey Hey. I can hear you screaming my name. Red Lightning! Red Lightning! Red Lightning! You dancing in the flames. Flame on. Flame on. Burn. Burn. Flame on. Flame on. Yearn. Yearn. I took the time to smell the roses. I was pricked by a thorn. Who put this thorn in my thumb? Well, I'll pickle my shoe. Hey Hey Hey. I can hear you screaming my name. Red Lightning! Red Lightning! Red Lightning! You dancing in the flames. Flame on. Flame on. Burn. Burn. Flame on. Flame on. Yearn. Yearn. Eat that with some hot sauce. You're like a bulldog choking on a chicken wing. It'll go down better. Well, I'll pickle my shoe. Hey Hey Hey. I can hear you screaming my name. Red Lightning! Red Lightning! Red Lightning! You dancing in the flames. Flame on. Flame on. Burn. Burn. Flame on. Flame on. Yearn. Yearn. Here's Charlie with the weather. It's raining sticks and stones. You better get your umbrella. Well, I'll pickle my shoe. Hey Hey Hey. I can hear you screaming my name. Red Lightning! Red Lightning! Red Lightning! You dancing in the flames. I scream for you. I dream for you. Well, I'll pickle my shoe. I'd do the same for you. You know it's true. Oh Hell Yeah. Well, I'll pickle my shoe. Hey Hey Hey. I can hear you screaming my name. Red Lightning! Red Lightning! Red Lightning! You dancing in the flames. Flame on. Flame on. Burn. Burn. Flame on. Flame on. Yearn. Yearn. I'll pickle my shoe. I'll pickle you. 1. 2. 3. 4. Yeah! Hootenanny! Hootenanny! Hootenanny! Hootenanny! Hootenanny! Hootenanny! Hootenanny!
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Anamaju (free) 02:23
(Duhh Linn) Anamaju! I gave a reefer to Tiger Dart and he ate a bag of cheetos. Yeah. Talk about drugs. Don't be a poser. Only punk rockers can use drugs. Going against the system. I say they're gonna start a riot. You look like a bum off the street. Burn your money! Burn your money! Ahh! Dude, it's time to ride your skateboard to the punk show. There I am astounded by the rainbow of dyed hair. The color blinds my eyes. Ooooo Yeah. Break the TVs and crank up the volume on your stereo headsets. Daddy didn't want no punk rocker boy. Copper, Copper, Copper. Fascist Pig. You're trying to hold down the punks. There's an underground movement going on. Yeah. Punk rock underground. Ride your skateboard to the skate park. We were grinding, ollie-ing, heel-flipping, and twist-jolting. Your parents just don't understand. This is the life. It's tubular. Totally way cool to the extreme. Yeah. We're taking it to the limits. I can't understand the jargon that comes out of your mouth. Well, she rides with a tutu. Whatever, you pompous ass. This is our generation. We gotta stand united, Skaters of All Creeds.
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Wicked Summary (free) 00:31
1. 2. 3. Here we come with the wicked.
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Rock (free) 01:13
Bobba Rodda Zodda Kleez. Bobba Rodda Zodda Kleez. Everyone got twisted up! Everyone gotta have my back broken 'cuz it's my world! Yeah, that was lyrics from Cold. Talk about 'Just Got Wicked!' Dart Dart Dart. Dart Dart Dart. Come On! Mampson! Mampson! I just want you to buy my documentary! Because it is free. I made it on my own. I jack-knifed everyone. Now I'm super-cool. Forever! And that's because of rock and roll! Punk Rock Forever! MAAAAAMPP!!!
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Yesterday Now (free) 02:09
You cover your head with a wig. Conceal your left eye. The distance you travel varies from far to near. From near to far. You kidnapped the entire map, concealing your left eye. I for one know how to fly beyond the sky with a sigh I jet up into space! My inner-life disintegrates. I told a tale of my hidden fate. Re-arranged by the drugs. I'm missing out on all my hugs. I am swallowed up by the swarm of bugs. Crossfade into yesterday. I know it will all just fade away. Yesterday I died today. Crossfade into yesterday. I know it will all just fade away. Yesterday I died today. Drums or nothing. Drums or nothing. Drums or nothing. Screaming Sacred Whisperings! Ahh! Can you tell me what just happened? Was I here the day when it all washed away? Four oracles left signs amongst the zodiacs. You owe me a farewell! Don't you know? I hate my inside voice! Give me another chance. Give me another choice. Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now-eh-ow-ow-eh-ow-ow! Yeah! Give me another choice right now.
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Wish and Hush (free) 02:29
Wish Wish Wish. Rumbachush Wish. Wish Wish Wish. Rumbachush. Hush Hush. Shush. Wish Wish Wish. Rumbachush Wish. Wish Wish Wish. Rumbachush. Hush Hush. Shush. All I want is friends. I have no heart to try. So what if I can fly? Depression grips my soul. It knocks the wind out of me. Hush. Shush. And listen to this wish. Wish Wish Wish! Baby, I'm so bored. Boredom translates itself, talking about a funeral. With this slither I will bleed. I can't be free and such. Hush and Listen. Wish Wish Wish. Rumbachush Hush. This message, I need it done. Send it. And bring that thing to me, tearing open the envelope. Hush Hush. Fuck it. I'm going to scream. AAAAAHH! This book is missing a page written by a wise old sage. At about 3 'o-clock this morning you will be nabbed. Join the war. Hush. Hush. And listen to this wish wish wish. It's Mine! Layaway the cargo. I have never used steroids in a parliament riot. Touch the horse. Show it trust. I believe the world is unjust and full of rust. So why would you deny your freedom? Turn around and WISH. Wish Wish and Hush Hush. Wish Wish and Hush Hush. Wish Wish, and hush, and hush, and hush and wish, and hush and wish, and hush and wish and hush. Hush and Wish! For those who said it I'm gonna start a riot. Yeah!
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Steg Track (free) 01:02
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahh. (Belch) Oh. Hi. Hello everybody. This is me, Steg. I mean I know I just intoxicated this microphone with my burp. I can intoxicate it a little more than that. Heh-Hah-eh-ahh-eh-eh. Alrighty. 'Ey. Hey, the copper-coppers are coming to arrest fat Steg. I shove a microphone up my butt and that's what I get. Hey. Ok. See ya. Sienara. Eh eh ehh ehh eh eh, eh eh eh, eh ehh ehh...
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Pop-Ew-Lir (free) 03:49
Lyrics: Uh uh. Uh uh. Uh...Oh... Can you begin the rocking? All about being a punk rocker! The tracks are irreversible. Double-side the CD and you get yourself a blast. Ohh oh oh ohh... Wrehh! Perhaps an idea will waddle out of my shriveled brain. Burnt by the smoke. Burnt the iris [Irish]. Turn them into elves. Come on! Come on! Don't mess around. Come on! Come on! Don't mess around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What the hell is wrong with you? I thought you were my friend. What the hell is wrong with you? Waaaa the Waaah! Oh No. Uh. Uh. No. No. Someone once suggested that the spikes are achieving their goals. Can you hear the trumpet blast? Can you hear the trumpet blast? Yeah Man. Being a poser. Yeah Yeah Yeah. That's not The Darts. The Darts aren't posers. Eat a crispy sandwich. And while you're there ride your skateboard to the punk show! I am so high I blow myself away on my anger and fear. And I wanna disappear into a world of drugs. This Time. Time to say goodbye. The red dragon's walking circles through us all. Fifteen dragons, two a piece. Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah. Do you wanna live or do you wanna die? I can't take this anymore. I can't take this anymore. Take this needle from my spine. Take it from my spine. Always feel this pain. Yeah - eh... Do you wanna live? Do you wanna live? Do you want to LIVE!? The paparazzi said that we're gonna be big stars. Hey Everybody. Everybody knows that that's the truth. Uhooh... Hey Hey! Don't be knocking at my door because I be making a lot of noise, You know you be making a lot of noise too-oo-ehh-eh-eh-eh-eh- uh-uh-uh-uh.
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Lyrics: Hey Hey. Hanging with Jacko's Waffle Gang. Jacko's Waffle Gang in the house. Baking lots of waffles so you can eat them. Jacko's Waffle Gang! Jacko's Waffle Gang! Jacko's Waffle Gang! Yeah! Yeah! My name is Jack. My name is Jack. I be the... Heh... Oh Yeah. You know who I be? I didn't tell you. You know I didn't tell you. Jacko's Waffle Gang! Jacko's Waffle Gang! Jacko's Waffle Gang! Yeah! Yeah! You can eat a waffle. You can eat some burgers [unintelligible]: "and then shit your pants, then eat" You cannot eat the ice cream. Do not eat the ice cream. That shit will make you go so bad. [¿] "You're gonna have to go" [¿] It's gonna make you go. It's gonna make you flow. Yeah. That Be Right. Very Right. Jacko's Waffle Gang! Jacko's Waffle Gang! Jacko's Waffle Gang! Hanging in the gang! Jacko's Waffle Gang! Jacko's Waffle Gang! Jacko's Waffle Gang! Eat another waffle. Yeah. (Sniff.)
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Anti-Gangsta (free) 02:15
Lyrics: Two Jedis started walking, started talking about whiter days. One said to the other "If I had been a white person I would not be black 'cuz I'm not black. I don't need this. Can somebody help me be white?" Vulture hetherens. Vulture hetherens. Vulture hetherens. Vulture hetherens. Rock music is much better than rap music. Rock music is much better than rap music. Rock music is much better than rap music. Two Jedis started walking, started talking about whiter days. One said to the other "If I had been a white person I would not be black 'cuz I'm not black. I don't need this. Can somebody help me be white?" There's a question out of step on wandering far. I'm being a Dart when my hair is green today. There's no apparent connection. There's no apparent connection at all. [unintelligible] Somebody disown me. I don't know what. I forgot what I was going to say. Hoo-oo-oo. Hoo-oo-oo.
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T-U-N-E (free) 05:20
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Bonecrusher (free) 02:56
(eery laughter noise) Bonecrusher! Oh Yeah! It scratches beneath the surface. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [¿] I don't want to be the master of you [¿] [gibberish]: "Put it in a truck" Ok Ok. You know it's true. Oh Yeah! (laughter) Bonecrusher, you break my bones. Oh Yeah! It scratches beneath the surface. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [¿] I don't want to be the master of you [¿] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Bonecrusher, You break my bones. "Put it in a truck" Ok Ok. You know it's true. Oh Yeah!
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Orchestra Riot (free) 04:46
1 2 3. Raspberry. Raspberry. Raspberry. ... ... ... Waa Waa! Waa Waa! Waa Waa! Waa Waa! Don't forget to eat your lucky charms. Don't forget to eat your lucky charms. Uhuhuhuh... Shave your head til it's green and a tree grows out. Greener than the green in a brussel sprout. Uhuhuhuh... (Raspberry) Busting a Charlie horse. Busting a Charlie horse. Waa Waa! Uh-uh-uh... Knock Knock Knock. Who's that? It's Papa San. Raspberry 123! 123! 123! 123! 1 2 3!!! A young generation. A sick generation. A young generation. A sick generation. Don't forget to eat your lucky charms. A young generation. A sick generation. He's feeling lucky. I cracked another cracker. [unintelligible] Chewing tobacco. I don't need your money you sissy bitch. Don't give me your money, fool. It's time to rip a new leaf out the page of the book of everlasting dreams. There's a hassle coming and you buckle my shoe. There's a hassle coming and I'm looking at you. It's time to rip a new leaf out the page of the book of everlasting dreams. Tea and crumpets for me! Those tea and crumpets are free! Well. You're pointing that finger at me. And then you remember to see. There's another screaming fan looking at me. Yeah! Hell Yeah! I told you so! Round and round. You're practicing the nunchucks A young generation. A sick generation. A young generation. A sick generation. Bash it up and ball up your fists. This time is the time to rhyme. Round and round the bunny trail. Round and round the bunny trail. Round and round the bunny trail. Several steps of nonconcerned periwinkles. Several dreams of melancholy falling from the sky. Federal tax cuts! Federal Budget! Federal Budget! Hippetty Hop Hop Hop. Hippetty Hop Hop Hop. Hippetty Hop Hop Hop. Hippetty Hop. [unintelligible reversed vocals] [sorta sounds like] "Pick me up. Brush me off. This is not sexy." "Rip it open. Saddle a slut." "Pick me up. Brush me off. This is not sexy." "Rip it open. Saddle a slut." "Shnah Shnah Nnn Nnn Hesh Ben Nur New Nope!" "Shnah Shnah Nnn Nnn Hesh Ben Nur New Nope!"
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No_Difference (free) 04:16
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Alive (free) 03:50
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Dead (free) 04:13
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Cotton In A Basket (free) 01:34
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Soopy (free) 01:29
If a goblin walks then he finds a way to fight. If a goblin walks then he finds a way to fight. If the goblin's gonna walk then he's gonna find a fighter. If the goblin's gonna walk then he's gonna get angry. Iron Head. Iron Head. Iron Head. Whatcha doing Charlie? Making a lot of noise, ain't ya? Whatcha doing Charlie? Making a lot of noise, ain't ya? Better stop making that noise. Nobody wants to hear that noise. Stop making a load of shit. Boiled lobster heads busting on the tracks. Oh... Ahh... Ah... La la la la la... ...La... Wondering when the crying will stop. Wondering when my blisters will pop. Insert the needles while I'm still awake. INSERT THE NEEDLES WHILE I'M STILL AWAKE!
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The Irish Fire (free) 07:30
Aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa. Aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa. Aaa aaa aaa. Don't forget to eat your lucky charms. Don't forget to eat your lucky charms. Don't you know that every king is a great man. Yes he is. Every king is a man of his word in the great history of the world. He will see that all the world they will fight for the people's right to eat. We've got to save the potatoes today. If you don't believe me you might not escape. But if you hang around too long you might not have a chance to fight. They're gonna take your potatoes away from you. You're gonna have a famine and there's nothing you can do. Come on. Come on. Don't mess around. Come on. Come on. Don't be a clown. Don't forget to eat your lucky charms. Don't forget to eat your lucky charms. Another clover in your pocket symbolizes the luck. Hey laddie laddie. You can hear this happy song. Grab a partner and swing her around.. Dance Dance Dance. It's a festival of light. Dance Dance Dance. It's a festival all night. Dance Dance Dance. It's a festival. That's right! The pied piper left seven signs. You can hear them in the treetops flying by Laughing as the wind blows an Irish folk song. For ages this has been. Dancing around the Irish flame. Dancing around the Irish flame. The greatest game in the game. Dancing around the Irish flame. The greatest game in the game Dancing around the Irish flame. Dancing around the Irish flame. The greatest game in the game. Dancing around the Irish flame. The greatest game in the game. And all I've got to say is "fuck your mother, fuck your dad, fuck your entire family." You were stuck in the mud, boy. I picked you up by your puppy scruff. The potato famine. Yah. Yah... Don't forget to eat your lucky charms. Don't forget to eat your lucky charms. Don't you know that every king is a great man. Yes he is. Every king is a man of his word in the great history of the world. He will see that all the world they will fight for the people's right to eat. We've got to save the potatoes today. If you don't believe me you might not escape. But if you hang around too long you might not have a chance to fight. They're gonna take your potatoes away from you. You're gonna have a famine and there's nothing you can do. Come on. Come on. Don't mess around. Come on. Come on. Don't be a clown. Don't forget to eat your lucky charms. Don't forget to eat your lucky charms. Another clover in your pocket symbolizes the luck. Hey laddie laddie. You can hear this happy song. Grab a partner and swing her around.. Dance Dance Dance. It's a festival of light. Dance Dance Dance. It's a festival all night. Dance Dance Dance. It's a festival. That's right! The pied piper left seven signs. You can hear them in the treetops flying by Laughing as the wind blows an Irish folk song. For ages this has been. Dancing around the Irish flame. Dancing around the Irish flame. The greatest game in the game. Dancing around the Irish flame. The greatest game in the game Dancing around the Irish flame. Dancing around the Irish flame. The greatest game in the game. Dancing around the Irish flame. The greatest game in the game. And all I've got to say is "fuck your mother, fuck your dad, fuck your entire family." You were stuck in the mud, boy. I picked you up by your puppy scruff. The potato famine. Yah. Yah... You were stuck in the mud, boy. I picked you up by your puppy scruff [some unintelligible words]
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KRTPPLE (free) 08:58
Lyrics: Grab a nice frothy cup of Irish Cafe coffee. Shake it twice and conceal your left eye. Crippling my grasps. Break it laddie and you buy another cup. The fireplace is on fire. Chestnuts roasting over an open fire. Whatcha doing Charlie? Charlie Boy? This is the house that's built on sin. Hey Charlie, come on in. Whatcha doing Charlie? Charlie Boy? And he said he couldn't deal with your jealousy anymore. You're a butterfly drinking suede shoes. Whatcha doing Charlie? Charlie Boy? Reuse Reuse Reuse. Reuse Reuse Reuse. Riding in the war machine! Riding in the war machine! Put a little love in your heart. Put a little love in your heart. And the world will be a better place. And the world will be a better place. For You and Me. Awoooo!!! [unintelligible] Though I think of which Charlie was a slut. Riding in the war machine! Riding in the war machine! Yeah, you need a little history lesson, So I'm gonna go tell you again. Don't you remember the Zapatistas? Yeah. Hey. The Zapatistas. Living in Mexico or something like that. Yeah, they be fighting the government. And then they gotta need a cellphone. Yeah. You gotta have a cellphone. Calling your friend if your friend goes missing. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-woo-oo-oo-oo-uh. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-woo-uh-uh-uh-uh. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh. Their government hates them. Oh. Riding in the war machine! Riding in the war machine! I don't believe I have some moolah, But that's okay 'cuz I'm crossing borders. Chipotle! Chipotle! Chipotle! Who answers when I cry? I feel alone. I feel abused. I feel there's nothing I can do. I feel... Abused and beaten and tossed to the wall. Why can this happen to me? Yeah! I came, wuh-uh-uh, and I fell And I stood up and I stand back up again. Yeah! Desperation is an inspiration to us all. Des-Des-Desperation. Zoloft. Oh No. Yeah. Wake Me Up. Oh Yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. Oh Whoa. Oh. Oh. Yeah. So today's the day where it all comes true. Dddd- Disappear. Dddd-Disappear. Dddd- Disappear. Dddd-Disappear. How I love the smell of the clouds. Why don't you just jump off a bridge and die? Why don't you just jump off a bridge and die? Why don't you just jump off a bridge and die? Can't you see I need it? Don't you see I need my Emo Punk Therapy? Now you see that I could be another would-be, Another death trendsetter. Throw you. Throw You Away. Throw You. Throw You Away. Baraka chips. Baraka chips. Baraka Chips. Da Baka Baraka chips. Baraka chips. Baraka chips. Baraka Chips. Da Baka Baraka chips. [Reversed Vocals/gibberish]... ... [haey niaga pu kcab dnats i dna pu doots i dna llef i dna huhuhuw emac i haey em ot neppah siht nac yhw llaw eht ot dessot dna netaeb dna desuba leef i od nac i gnihton sereht leef i desuba leef i enola leef i yrc i nehw srewsan ohw] Man yo nigga. He said we gonna die yo nigga. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yo yo yo, yeah, oo oo oo yeah. That wasn't as good as the original, man. [Loud Roar] Wrah Ah Wrah Ah Wrah Ah Back in the olden days when a potato was awfully cheap. You know they always wanted their potatoes. There was nothing you could do to take it away from them. And then the price rose because of the supply and demand. Perhaps the whole world would be better if there was a greater supply of potatoes. Heck, you can eat everything with a potato. You can even put a potato on a taco. I mean the Mexicans would love that. You can put potatoes in your spaghetti. Oh, the Italians would love that. You could eat potatoes on your sausage. Oh, the Germans would love that. Oh, Yarr! Yarr! Yes! That is the way it is. Get a potato. It is a joy to eat them. These potatoes are lucky charms. The Potato Famine. The Potato Famine! Sailing across the sea. I cannot regulate this catastrophe. Sailing across the sea. I cannot regulate this! Sailing across the sea. I cannot regulate this! Remember this, Laddie. The sun never sets on a famine. The potato famine. The potato famine! Oh Yeah! You recollect! Something about the fall of a nation is making me fear my career. Something about the fall of a nation is making me disappear. Da ratatata! Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta! Dah ratatata! Da Rata Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta! And he said he couldn't deal with your jealousy any more. You're a butterfly drinking suede shoes. Da ratatata! Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta! Dah ratatata! Da Rata Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta! And there's a new strain of viruses. Oh-oh-whoa-uh-oh-oh-oh-ohh. One journeyed from far, and the other jun... Oh. One journeyed from far. The other journeyed from near. Crossing paths, they missed our crossing point. This is a great ex-spectacle.
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The Darts used to tape record their jam sessions. None of the tapes still exist, although it was an incredible era of songwriting when ideas and style came more naturally to The Darts. Emo Punk Therapy is where it all began. The Darts first introduced themselves to the toxic world of MySpace and fighting over women. This debut was the beginning of the end for The Darts. This CD has many fun singles. Cotton In A Basket, Bonecrusher, Orchestra Riot, and Soopy are just a few of the hits this debut had to offer.

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released December 29, 2003

Michael Jackson, Steg, Quiggy Q, Jackos Waffle Gang, Mampson, Cold, Petre, Poison Dart, Red Lightning, Dragony, Tiger Dart, Sugar Dart, Little Flare, Multicultural Studies

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The Darts are natives of Suffolk, Virginia. Poison Dart and Tiger Dart are both dart frogs. Red Lightning, Dragony, Scott, Petre, Mampson, Little Flare, Aslan, Saber, Jack, Steg, and Tuchilakemonstrose make regular guest appearances.

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