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Kneaded Chearts

by The Darts

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Michael Tracks like Fault Lines, Waterfall, Disguise, and Skeletons have an almost mysterious air yet anguished plea for rectification of society's wrongs. Bells and Whistles and Dufresne are pretty classy. I like that these songs draw from diverse interests, such as Black Sails and Star Wars. At times it sounds like The Darts want to be more like Lamb of God on songs like Murder. Red Lightning's near falsetto voice is reminiscent of Barry Gibbs at times. I highly recommend downloading all of their CDs. Favorite track: Skeletons.
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Night Drive (free) 04:23
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Matador (free) 01:31
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Cowligators (free) 03:28
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Fault Lines (free) 03:50
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Waterfall (free) 01:31
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Freedom Ring (free) 02:15
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Outerspace (free) 07:38
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Skeletons (free) 00:32
Lyrics: Skeletons make giant bread.
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Turtles (free) 01:13
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Bells and Whistles (free) 00:53
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Steeper Slopes (free) 01:15
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Axis Tilt (free) 00:57
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Whose On (free) 02:11
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Snardmor (free) 01:51
I am Snardmor. You are Al Gore. Bored of world war. Ee Ko Jae Jam. Vomp Vomp Moo Tuffuh Lees. Tragically when offenses came We thought we were the same. Rejoice! There's more to life. You have your god and I have mine. I am Snardmor! You are the raptor. I am! I am! Forward yesterday after today. Long lost songs A star in the water underneath a sea Underneath a great tall sky Tart as a lemon pie Employers look down on employees Everyone is looking for free moneys TVs was made for yous and mes. Whats it like to feel corrected? Feels better than bein rejected. Isolated from the rest of the crew. Doesn't mean we stop doing what we do.
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Guest (free) 01:50
Running into my arms Because you're immune to my charms Getting through the communication barrier. I wrote it. I strongly irresisted. I change the subject midsentence. There's no anger in my voice When I'm simply stating the facts Believing it is your choice. In the last paragraph Who left out all the emotion Finding out one day, it is the way. Mormon's place bets on flying carpets. I don't smoke any cigarettes. But die like all the rest. Is that anyway to treat a guest? Don't swallow stomach burns. Don't give a fiddler's fuck. What keeps the stars from falling? How much water must I eat? To turn a curse into a treat? To drive a hearse with my own feet. I got gloves to clean the street. Charismatic sincerity idolizing over clover. Grover Cleveland. Grover Cleveland. Grover Cleveland.
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Over There (free) 02:11
All this talk of humility from the proud! A magician floating on a cloud! Well I wanted to be a care-er. But you're all the way over there-er. A wholly hoo-rah and a recognized mecoggoli. This intelligent stuff really matters. Yeast infects the masses. Priest erects in asses. A mandatory misery. These are chunks of vanity. Me have no more jealousy. Well I wanted to be a care-er. But you're all the way over there-er. Putting the dollar down! Putting the dollar down. Follow the bread crumbs home. Follow the bread crumbs home. Karma and cornerstones. Dance with the dairy goat! A dish served cold. Envy sleeves, kneaded hearts. Envy sleeves, kneaded hearts. African vampires speaking Swahili Discerning the times The sterile disinfectant becoming ineffective Well I wanted to be a care-er. But you're all the way over there-er. Breeding like roaches under a rock. Feeding a candy sock.
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Skeletons B (free) 00:31
Skeletons make giant bread.
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Tea Time (free) 01:46
Objection. Objection. I can make the truth spin. Tea time! Tea time! Tea time! I've never seen you consume a tithe Well this is 10 percent of who I am. Tea time! Tea time! Tea time! I'm 10 percent changed. 10 percent changed. Tea time! Tea time! Tea time! Be alarmed. Be confused. Mercy and context. I do disdain. Succumbing to suction. Nobody crimpin ya style. Tea time! Tea time! Tea time! Tea time! Tea time! Tea time! Your God led you to ours. With fear and reference And outward display Invading your personal space. Tea time! Tea time! Tea time! Party crashers wreck your space Fuck your face Trip on your own shoelace. Tea time! Tea time! Tea time! I never found a clique for me I got a ghost lookin for tea I want all attention on me Im not a slave to drudgery Tea time! Tea time! Tea time! Your emotion shows as the wind knows Its unusual sometimes and sorta ordinary. Tea time! Tea time! Tea time!
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Hobo Park (free) 02:25
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Slopes (free) 01:24
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Sightings (free) 01:06
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Disguise (free) 01:50
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Salinity (free) 00:49
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Chinese Medicine (free) 03:09
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Hatching Owl Eggs (free) 01:03
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Hope (free) 01:00
Hope is in the mountains mountains Hope is in the fountains fountains Hope is in a good peer peer Hope is when you interfere fere And topple over yesteryear year You make a blue sky clear clear I can tell you're near near You invent a sphere sphere To be a great worker worker And smelling berserker berserker Somebody told me to try try Somebody told me lie lie Somebody said 'Please Die Die' Where will this spaceship fly fly? Recollecting Abercrombie sky sky Such a cool guy guy Fennel seeds in rye rye I adjust my bow tie tie One of you is a life ender ender Got it marked on a calendar 'endar Will a gnome make an inn its home home? I picked up another spell tome tome. I found the heart of fire fire. I readjust the wire wire.
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Make Another Song (free) 02:18
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We DonT Care (free) 00:57
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The Orange Book (free) 02:14
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102 Plus (free) 01:05
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Dufresne (free) 00:44
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! More Snardmor! More Snardmor! You and I are basically the same. Dufresne Dufresne THIEVING PIECE OF SHIT! Dufresne Dufresne FUCK!!! You left a blood stain. Dufresne! Be Little, belittle. It's like shucking oysters. It's like cracking crab shells. Dufresne.
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Salvation (free) 01:18
How can we dwell in the almighty Like the elves dwell in the trees Like a rapture Elves are leaving the realm of men In their talons, eagles bear you up Lest you melt your foot in lava Salvation! It's like being an elf. It's like being an elf. Sing a song of joy - Have mercy on Zion Mercy Everlasting - Have mercy on Zion Your truth endures - Have mercy on Zion The ocean roars - Have mercy on Zion My days are like a shadow that lengthens And I wither away like the grass Where is Mary Jane? Where is Mary Jane? Where is Mary Jane? Does Peter park a peter there? Or does someone else somewhere?
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Murder (free) 01:23
Slay the widow! Slay the stranger! Murder the fatherless! FA! THER! LESS! Utter speech and speak insolent things Break in pieces the people of The Lord. Slay the widow! Slay the stranger! Murder the fatherless! He does not see. He does not understand. My soul settles in silence. My foot slips. Slay the widow! Slay the stranger! Murder the fatherless! Gather together against the life of the righteous. Harden your rebellious hearts. TRY ME! Slay the widow! Slay the stranger! Murder the fatherless! In Him are strength and beauty. Give to The Lord glory and strength. Give to The Lord glory due His name. HIS NAME! Slay the widow! Slay the stranger! Murder the fatherless! YOU WILL TREMBLE! YOU WILL TREMBLE! YOU WILL TREMBLE! YOU WILL TREMBLE! I am coming to judge the earth. I am coming to judge the wicked.
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Whiteness (free) 01:40
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Uncharted Cheart (free) 05:54
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Moohockey (free) 03:09

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When you watch Vikings and Black Sails, you get inspired. Watching a lot of movies and television can help you to write songs that are cooler than the typical bitchfest routine. I also discovered that watching the news is a great way to come up with cool ideas. Their headlines are so catchy.

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released December 9, 2016

The Darts Thank The Following For The Inspiration They Provided: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Spiderman, Ragnar, Rollo, Long John Silver, The Mythic Dawn, Trapt, Elton John, Myles Kennedy, The Beegees, Nickelback, WWF Attitude, Hobo With A Shotgun, Qui-Gon-Jinn, Myst, Donald Trump, Clowns

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Good Dartotte Portsmouth, Virginia

The Darts are natives of Suffolk, Virginia. Poison Dart and Tiger Dart are both dart frogs. Red Lightning, Dragony, Scott, Petre, Mampson, Little Flare, Aslan, Saber, Jack, Steg, and Tuchilakemonstrose make regular guest appearances.

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