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Multi​-​Pulpy Sirens

by The Darts

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Paperweight (free) 01:55
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Conspiracy Spiracy (free) 02:02
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Hives (free) 01:35
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Pestilence (free) 01:30
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Because of Beamers (free) 01:27
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Cordially Courteous (free) 02:20
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Yugoslavia (free) 02:36
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Holy Crusade (free) 01:33
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Over-Satisfied (free) 01:17
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Rhododendrons (free) 02:02
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Sabbath Salts (free) 01:59
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Armageddon Tears (free) 02:02
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Henry's Headrests (free) 02:03
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Denim Dents (free) 01:39
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Squiggle (free) 01:56
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Sever Magicka (free) 02:07
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Duchess (free) 01:26
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Calories (free) 01:40
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Cromwell (free) 01:44
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Elastic (free) 01:24
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Scratching Posts (free) 00:59
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Potentially (free) 01:13
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Lullabyebye (free) 01:09
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Monopoly (free) 02:28
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Beans (free) 03:19
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Zoology (free) 01:45
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The Butter Knife (free) 00:46
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One of a Kind (free) 03:05
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Blacklist (free) 00:45
I'm on the blacklist. You won't hear me. I tell the truth. That's why you fear me. Trying to finish what I begun. A little bear eats macaroni and cheese. A little bear is infested with fleas. This frog is doing the stomping. When you had to do what you did, dude! Did you ever think it might be too rude? Going around saying people are talking bad about you. It's common knowledge that you suck. Nobody's got to spread the word. We ain't hating like you do. You call yourself a player? You calling me a hater? You better repent of your lies. Cuz you smelling like lord of flies. And nobody wants that surprise.
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Saving (free) 00:57
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Jack Shit (free) 01:19
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Baffled and Pressured (free) 00:56
Why do you look so baffled? People admire that ego of his. Interfering with my technology. The killer is praised by parents. (Who is on my side - Even if I tried) 4X I wouldn't give lip service to the enemy if I were you. He only wants to fuck and kill you. Why is the mouse misbehaving? He is white! And you are not. They're making fun of you. Want what you cannot have. Will not survive by being yourself. I 'pwuhmiss' you will fail. *Note[pwuhmiss = promise]* Thanks for encouraging me. Thanks for feeling me. This is the drama and fear. You pressure the peer.
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Dance of the Fauns (free) 00:56
I tried to be your ambassador. I am surrounded by hate. A machination of sinister intentions. They're fighting over bologna again. Pulls a knife on his friend. Riverdance of the fauns. Madness of a talk show. Drink some tea. Play another lullaby for Lucy. Reptiles in the desert have thorny skin. Riverdance of the fauns. It's irrelevant if I disappear. All I know is that I don't fit in. These people are a lot intelligenter than I. Riverdance of the fauns. When everything goes wrong today. At least I can fly. Raindrops cry onto you. You crawl out the mush looking blue. Riverdance of the fauns. Watch what you say about me!
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Scale (free) 01:13
Monkeys eat bananas! Monkeys eat bananas! They messed with me and got ate by dinosaurs. Its safe to say you have a perky nose. Stone faces try hard never to laugh. Am I curious about my unibrow? Some kittens eat some leftover Mexican chow. My wings are turning into quilts. My teeth are turning into stilts. My foot wants to walk on the ocean. If my tongue turns into a goldfish will it stay alive like a beehive? Man, they say you're bluffin. My eyes turn to leopard skin. Have you ever wished on a dragon scale?(4×) Sometimes the passerbys act like bullies, Riding in their cars calling people 'black monkeys.' If this was Yu-Gi-Oh they'd be blue eyed white niggers. Have you ever wished on a dragon scale?(4×) I go to church tomorrow so I need some sleep. Back when all my free time belonged to me. That wasn't very cool. It's just judgement day.
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Holy People (free) 01:14
All the holy people. Everybody I deem special. You deem. You deem. You deem. Eh? Special! They get so much disrespect. I'm sad because that is sad! It's sad. I'm not glad if I treat you bad! I think terrible dumb thoughts in my head. "After all, you are a retard." "All of your brothers." Eh? It's sad. I'm not glad if I treat you bad! I don't intend to treat you with disrespect. I should cherish the time we have together. "So quit your bitchiness." "Quit your lies." They do look like blackberry pies. You are holy. Holy friends. Holy buddies. You are silly special people I don't deserve. "Shut Up!!!"
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Better Than Me (free) 01:01
You cracked the coconut. You left the crime scene. Like to pretend I am dead and forgotten. Was that your heart, now black and rotten? Was that your blood? Were you ever extreme? A bitter bear got ticks. Teletubbies showing porno flicks. Bye Bye. Run. He's got wrestling tricks. Dinky Winky and Poe in jail eating dicks. Somebody you knew hating on everything you do. Insulting all the musicians you listen to. You're just trying to be cool by treating me like some losery fool. I kick you! I hate your snotty remarks. I'm not snotty. You are! You Are! Why am I perceived as being hateful? Who you done killed the day before? But you act like you're so much better than me.
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Bowls (free) 01:04
Eat the blood out of my heart that you ridicule. Fuck your economy too. You'll have to spy on me. Airplanes vanish in thin air. And I laugh as you try to control everything. I know she's very loving, But when she associated herself with me... All fake friends turned on her. What the hell was the mission? I might fear failure over death. Or never getting a chance to try. There was no opportunity... So why do I still feel guilty? A fickle audience is not who I seek to please. I feel the acid in my soul burning in my throat. My broken head awake in bed. Sometimes I want to be dead. Will he be offended by dictator's goals? Knocking golf balls in all of the holes. Taking greenery from out of the bowls.
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Bows (free) 00:52
Tries to escape the hive alive. Tries to survive. Transmits good vibes. The legion is constantly shooting them down. Encouraged. I'm myself only stronger. Needed more than every other poser. It was emo when you conformed. Basking in the worthlessness. Your Pavlov's dog trained to be a bitch. Every good vibe is like a duck in the sky. If this is common sense why's it so biased? Who's the sacrificial goat? On the dogma do you float. Watch a jester gloat. The difference between comedies and tragedies. Smellin like volcanoes. Pour yourself some more Ohs. Some cults wear the most bows.
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Shower (free) 01:37
She takes a shower. We get clean just to get dirty again. Oh. Oh. It's so inappropriate! Fuck that poor town mentality! We need to stop using bad words. I'm no spokesman. I'm me. With a personality. It was a gift from you. I don't want to teach you anything. We don't preach, but you may learn. Take a turn as the pottery burns. Its in the oven. Take the clay out of the kiln after it's cooked hard. We're gonna... (Cook it Hard!!! Wrah!) ×8 Then paint it with all the colors of the rainbow color wheel. [(How does yellow feel? It is in lemon peel)+(Aaaaaaahhh!!!)]×8
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Climbers (free) 01:16
Hunting for the fairies. Addicted to control. You're a control addict. Shut up dumb asshole. Nobody's listening to you. Nobody's talking about you. You need to get re-educated. You ain't smart. You're almost over-hated. Criticism easily given. Who lets a complete heathen conquer the pulpit? Your culture and beliefs are based on bullshit. Have a meeting. Have a meeting. Season's greetings. Verbatim anarchy in a Sunday trench coat. You got slammed by Cody Rhodes with a mustache. And a big fat brontosaurus entered the road. Am I a vampire if I retire? Plagiarized my face. Plasticity. And an embryo's punctuation is grand. Not too salty. Neither bitter nor bland. If a dolphin eats bananas and a monkey eats fish... Can they teach each other how to climb and swim?
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Dinosaur Spit (free) 01:15
A tummy can rumble with such fervor. The fruits of the earth grown in amended soil. I wanna give you meaning and you will be alive. Counting the ghosts. Campfire marshmallows roast. Thank You! I'm not trying to get corny. One day we'll arrive, and I am over it. Fur of gorillas. What Japanese people do. Make video games. Keep it clean. No more mean. With updates and upgrades. And slick sunshades. Thanks for regeneration. Could say it's more than inspiration. Some say it's actually making sense. I'm not nasty. Come with disclaimers. Three cheers. Just saying five. You're up in a tree top. I like old movies. I can see recorded history in a book. It's so hard trying to stay in control. We're not winning, are we? We're not losing. No more angry poison-spitting dinosaurs.
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Show and Tell (free) 00:46
Show and tell this dust and sand. I'd enjoy dancing too. These are the hymns of the piper. Shielding your face from a flying diaper. Throw it in the trashcan! Throw it in the trashcan! Some say he been seen skating. Some say pompous man bought new territories. Setting up a new operation. Hopes to control most of the city. Holds a bible and forgets all the words. Demands to be worshipped like a saviour. Like the lead in a pencil... He spits his agenda behind closed doors. Eats his dinner for brunch for fun. Lets talk about something else. It almost sounds like you're talking about (to) me.
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Jail Bear (free) 04:11
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Kissed By A Rose (free) 04:43

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This album is named after a power up that gets picked up in an N64 video game with flying motorcycles or some such vehicles. Nature, Religion, History, and Prophecy are subject matters that this album explores. You get too hear a punk rock remake of a beautiful Seal song that sounds like something Transplants would do. Up and coming punk bands always remake Don Henley songs and other 80s rock. In general punks love remaking songs that they should not even touch. The band Breaking Point created Rob Van Dam's entrance music. There aren't many other wrestlers who made as much of an impact on The Darts as Rob Van Dam did. Only Lita rivals RVD in extremeness. Some of these songs are repetitive and suffer lyrically. Others got really rad instrumentation and lyrical content. Songs like Butterknife and Denim Dents will make you eager to wash your underwear. This CD might be more recent than 2015. Calorie rhymes with Mallory. Felony rhymes with Melanie. Perhaps Darts really do screech for their desires. I think this CD might be as recent as 2017 or 2018. Maybe I am wrong.

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released December 8, 2017

Lost Prophets, Mampson, The Tudors, King Henry VIII, Skyrim, Oblivion, C.S. Lewis, Teletubbies, The Chronicles of Narnia, Seal, Breaking Point, Priest, Nintendo 64, Rob Van Daam, Tuchilakemonstrose

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Good Dartotte Portsmouth, Virginia

The Darts are natives of Suffolk, Virginia. Poison Dart and Tiger Dart are both dart frogs. Red Lightning, Dragony, Scott, Petre, Mampson, Little Flare, Aslan, Saber, Jack, Steg, and Tuchilakemonstrose make regular guest appearances.

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